Natalie Imbruglia - Wrong Impression

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Story of my life, haha.

Fingers crossed.

Fingers crossed.

I just want someone to cuddle and drink protein shakes with.

I just want someone to cuddle and drink protein shakes with.

Sting & Robert Downey Jr - Every Breath You Take

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Best version ever.

I’m always watching…

It’s none of my business, but every relationship will eventually come down to sex. Why? Because men and women are different animals with different interests. Don’t believe all that communication crap, and no matter how much in love, men and women eventually run out of things to say to each other. And when that happens all you will be left with is SEX. And if it stinks, you’re done.
Larry Paul in Ally McBeal
Hahahaha! Amazeballs.So damn true! 

Hahahaha! Amazeballs.
So damn true! 

Christina Perri - A Thousand Years

No woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentine’s Day because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money.

No woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentine’s Day because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money.

How To Fight As a Couple (by zefrank1)

 ”… Like, when I go to the doctor he says I have your results and it seem like you have a high level of fuck up.
And I say ‘yeah, I know. It’s hereditary.’
‘Well, have you tried changing your diet? Like eating more pride?’
‘YES! But it’s hard to swallow!’”

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I too have a high level of fuck up in my system. Also hereditary. Sucks.
Lovely video, I agree with everything Ze said. Even though I haven’t fought that much with either of my past boyfriends. There has been a buttload of discussions though…

Huh, how about that.